A Giant Voldemort May Fight A Giant Mary Poppins At The Opening Ceremony Of The London Olympics.

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British newspaper The Sunday Times is reporting that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Lord Voldemort will be banished into the abyss by Mary Poppins at the Opening Ceremony of the London Olympics.
The dramatic duel is the climax of a sequence featuring some of the best-loved literary [...]

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2012-07-25-voldemort-will-fight-mary-poppins-in-olympic-opening-ceremony

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